Becky Anne Thompson
“Self-proclaimed 'low maintenance' but has a 14-step skincare routine and a designated brunch budget of $400/month. Believes Mercury is always in retrograde.”
Subject Specifications
Previous Owners
Drama Reports
Three-car pile-up involving an ex, a new prospect, and a flower crown vendor.
Threw a $19 mojito at someone she thought was Brandon. It was the manager.
Sent screenshot of breakup text to wrong group. Group was 'PTA Bake Sale Volunteers'.
Backed into a Tesla while on FaceTime with a podcast host she met at SoulCycle.
Matched with her cousin's husband. Twice. In one week.
Service History
| Date | Service Type | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| 2019-04-01 | Lip Filler Top-Off | Went up half a syringe. Insurance did not cover. |
| 2020-07-15 | Emotional Detail | $2,400 weekend in Sedona. Came back with a new chakra. |
| 2022-03-22 | Tire Rotation (Friend Group) | Cycled out three besties. Replaced with two new ones from yoga. |
| 2023-01-09 | Resolution Reset | Joined a gym. Cancelled Jan 14. Posted about it Jan 15. |
Red Flag Alerts
Statistical analysis shows ex-husband 'Brandon' is referenced an average of 11.4 times per first date.
There are at least three plants named 'Steven'.
Has not paid full rent on time since the last lunar eclipse.
Three episodes recorded. Cover art commissioned. No content uploaded since 2022.
Open Recall Notices
- RECALL #44A: Says 'I'm not like other girls' but absolutely is.
- RECALL #88B: Bachelorette party damages exceed manufacturer guidelines.